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Just Merged.

Robert Maxwell

Manager.

'Our legal department thinks its job is to prevent trouble before it starts. They accomplish that by preventing everything before it starts.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Big clients need big leaps.'

'Gentlemen, I'm pleased to report that the recent 'hostile take-over bid' was unsuccessful.'

"...by the way, the firm's karma is skewered, I had to kill a few people on the way up"

'He had a charmed life. He went from student loans to hiring bonus to retention bonus to Golden parachute and social security.'

'Office market' with tightened belt views small 'Square footage' meal with anger

'The young people of today don't know what it's like... I had to SUE for every penny I've gotten.'

'Don't bother with dinner, dear. I just gobbled up two corporations and ate my secretary alive.'

The price of oil.

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"Someday a prestigious business school will erect a statue in his honor."

"When we selected our keynote speaker, he had not yet been indicted for SEC violations."

"At first they were pleased with my creative financing ideas...until they found out about the Cayman Island account!"

Conrad Black: 'Now watch me sue everything that moves!'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

'Some of you were wondering, 'what, exactly, does Smedgwick, Refining and Smelting do'?'

Boy opens a casino next to a lemonade stand.

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

Gluttony, Inc.

Chain of command. Me - everybody else.

"That was like taking candy from a baby."

“UKRAINE FARM LAND PICK YOUR OWN”

"This is Teddy Bonesteel. Teddy is rapidly becoming competitive with Japan."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Robot Parts $5

The president's men