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The president's men

Fat Cat and his Minions.

"My Daddy is a successful businessman... but please don't hold that against him!"

Robot Parts $5

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Lemonade Inc.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

Acme Toys Ltd

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

The Boss.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Sugar Fix.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!