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"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Someday son, this will all be China's."

Robot Parts $5

The president's men

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Lemonade Inc.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

Supermarket Merge

'He's precocious.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

Sugar Fix.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

Home for the Holidays

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!