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"Someday all these anonymous accounts will belong to shell companies of which you will deny all knowledge."

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

"Get me the coast.

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'You have to spend money to make money.'

'This is a plausible business plan, except for the part about winning the state lottery.'

"Don't include any tobacco stocks in your portfolio- they'll only stunt its growth."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

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'Gifts? I didn't want gifts. I want growth stocks!'

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'Someday son, a downsized version of all this will be yours.'

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"Someday, barring a leveraged buy-out, a hostile takeover, or a substantial increase in estate taxes, this will all be yours."

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"One day son this will all be yours, but not yet - so get back to your desk and do some work."

"One day son this will all be the banks."

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

'Some day son, all this will be up for grabs.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

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'Hello, Acme investments? I understand you can't start investing too soon...'

"One day son, all this will be yours."

"How come Jasper's mutual fund is up twelve per cent and mine's only up eight?"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"I brought you up here today, son, because I wanted you to get a feel for the scope of this damned thing."

"I can give you a great deal on a franchise."

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

"And this is Daniel, who is busy working towards his degree in money."

'I'm going to be a big cheese when I grow up, cholesterol or not.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'The key to accumulating wealth, Timmy, is outlasting all of life's objections to your having it.'