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'Someday, son, all this will be yours.'

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"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'He's precocious.'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

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R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"This is it? No video?"

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'One day this will all be yours.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'