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'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

Robot Parts $5

The president's men

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Acme Toys Ltd

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'He's precocious.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

Sugar Fix.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Hmmm....not bad. What about liquid assets?"

Home for the Holidays

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!