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'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'

"I bet business would improve, Katie, if you had a junior citizens discount."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Robot Parts $5

The president's men

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Lemonade Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

Sugar Fix.

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'