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"Business is slowing down -- I'll have to lay you off till next summer vacation."

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

Robot Parts $5

Selling lemon latt�

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Lemonade Inc.

$1: Family Secrets

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'