Stephen King Enthusiast Gifts

Carrie White

'But all is not lost. Your portfolio would make a good Stephen King novel.'

'It's either Carrie's grave or Amy Winehouse's bed'

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'The Burrito King.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

'The Saxon King' pub

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Ice Fishing

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

Medieval headlines.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"How was prom?"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Sand danger

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'