Stephen King Fan Gifts

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"How was prom?"

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

"They were monsters! That's the last time I babysit for the children of the corn."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'The Saxon King' pub

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Cat king.

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

'I always buy him the toughest, chewiest steak. It shuts him right up for half an hour.'

'Well, you did say 'well done', Sir!'

'My client, Skippy, is suing for a twenty-ounce sirloin, medium-rare.'

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

"Just how rare is this steak..."

Cooked rare.