Stephen King Fans Gifts

Children Of The Coronavirus

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Medieval headlines.

Cat king.

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"How was prom?"

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Medieval King

"One medium rare and one with honey."

'I always buy him the toughest, chewiest steak. It shuts him right up for half an hour.'

'Well, you did say 'well done', Sir!'

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

Prime Meats.

'My client, Skippy, is suing for a twenty-ounce sirloin, medium-rare.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

Evolution...the decoy shark.

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'