Stephen King Fans Mugs

Children Of The Coronavirus

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Cat king.

"How was prom?"

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

Medieval headlines.

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

The African Plains during the 70's.

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

Medieval King

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

'I always buy him the toughest, chewiest steak. It shuts him right up for half an hour.'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

'My client, Skippy, is suing for a twenty-ounce sirloin, medium-rare.'

'Well, you did say 'well done', Sir!'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Prime Meats.

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

Evolution...the decoy shark.

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

Steak Lovers.