Streaming King Mugs

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

Counting ribs

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

The First Fire Stick

I should probably get out more.

Live Stream

TV-Man

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"You are still here."

Zoom Christmas

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

The Unhappy King

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

The Royal Wii

A woman watches football on her computer.

"How was prom?"