Stephen Hawking Fan Mugs

"..And this is Dr Chowdry, your anaesthetist..."

Pete Sampras

Problem Solving

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"How was prom?"

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Bradley Wiggins

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

J.D.Salinger epitaph.

'We've been picking up your television broadcasts, and we're here to buy some of those neat steak knives!'

"Edwin is a great admirer of the late Howard Hughes."

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

Captive Audience.

Birds cue ball escape.

'He has an amazing attention span.'

Jimmy Hill

"They were monsters! That's the last time I babysit for the children of the corn."

Children Of The Coronavirus

Waiting for the fat lady to sing.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

'That's what I call magical magic!'

W. G. Grace

"You wouldn't have to do this in the middle of our act if you didn't do the water-drinking trick so often."

'It's either Carrie's grave or Amy Winehouse's bed'

Carrie White

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

'Our wine descriptions are written by Stephen King.'

Life is Wood

"I've been playing fantasy football all night - I dreamt you were David Ginola-then David Beckham-then...."

Footballers - Denis Berkamp

Rare, but not endangered.

'But all is not lost. Your portfolio would make a good Stephen King novel.'