Stephen Hawking Fan Pillows

"..And this is Dr Chowdry, your anaesthetist..."

Problem Solving

"How was prom?"

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

'We've been picking up your television broadcasts, and we're here to buy some of those neat steak knives!'

J.D.Salinger epitaph.

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

'He has an amazing attention span.'

Birds cue ball escape.

Waiting for the fat lady to sing.

Jimmy Hill

Children Of The Coronavirus

"They were monsters! That's the last time I babysit for the children of the corn."

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

'It's either Carrie's grave or Amy Winehouse's bed'

'That's what I call magical magic!'

W. G. Grace

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

Life is Wood

"It's empty!!!"

Netanyahu.

Rare, but not endangered.