Steve Mcqueen Fan Pillows

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"How was prom?"

Leonore from Fidelio

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

Edgar Allen Prozac

Edgar Allan Poe

Huckleberry Finn, M.D.

Thank you for not droning on about the English

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

Beethoven's Bagatelle: 'Schnaps fur Elise'

'It's not tunes, it's Beethoven.'

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

Poet-in-residence: 'Mr. Poe is out. He'll get back to you 'nevermore'.'

It's a major bummer, but on the plus side Paul McCartney gave me his number.

"Welcome Ruth!"

'This means war!'

"They were monsters! That's the last time I babysit for the children of the corn."

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Godzilla?'

Erich Leinsdorf.

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

'You can either take my 'NO' for an answer, or. . .'

If Cujo had been a chihuahua