Jim Morrison Fan Pillows

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Michael Jackson.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

"This is a good time to be a fish."

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Propriety

Plane crash on football pitch.

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

'Ludwig's still injured. He's traveling with the team, but I didn;t let him suit up.'

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

'I'm from the First Infidelity Bank. I noticed you people drafted Tim Tebow in the first round last year and I'm here to talk to you about overdraft protection.'

Football League - Concussions R Us.

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

"And after the break, I'd like to show everyone a clip from my latest film."

'Make of it what you will, but your daughter doesn't realize that Homer Simpson is supposed to be funny.'

The Grim Reaper and Nuclear Weapons.

Today on Oprah: Couples who are Not Having Extra-Marital Affairs

"Hey—nice place!"

Bird tells upside-down bird, you need to work on your grip.

"I'm maybe not the real Santa, but I'm the only Santa who would do it for the money your dad was willing to pay for the job!"

Did I leave the plunger in the toilet again?

'Congratulations, Commander Z'blug -- your Michael Jackson project was a complete success!'

"Yeah? Well, I thought you brought a ball."

'I have no excuse for the horrible way my team performed today. However, my assistant coaches are reviewing the tape, and we should have an excuse worked up by Monday morning.'