Steve Mcqueen Fan Gifts

Steve McQueen

Leonore from Fidelio

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"How was prom?"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

Edgar Allan Poe

Thank you for not droning on about the English

Edgar Allen Prozac

Huckleberry Finn, M.D.

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

'Look at him, Tom. He is so obsessed with that silly cell phone that now he wants to be called Blackberry Finn.'

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 35

'It's not tunes, it's Beethoven.'

Beethoven's Bagatelle: 'Schnaps fur Elise'

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

'This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be Iron Man!

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

Poet-in-residence: 'Mr. Poe is out. He'll get back to you 'nevermore'.'

"They were monsters! That's the last time I babysit for the children of the corn."

'This means war!'

"Welcome Ruth!"

It's a major bummer, but on the plus side Paul McCartney gave me his number.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Godzilla?'

'Our wine descriptions are written by Stephen King.'

Erich Leinsdorf.

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

Disney's trying to buy Fox. If they did that, then all of Marvel's best heroes would be in the MCU. It would be horrible! The whole Marvel cinematic universe is one big story told by dozens of movies. This would, like, triple the amount of movies I'd have to watch! I'd have to watch every X-Men spinoff to make sure I got every reference made in any Thor or Avengers movie, for instance. HOJ. Your definition of "have to" and my definition of "have to" are very different. I'd have to see them all i

I'm glad "Fantastic Four" flopped. It was made by 20th Century Fox. Not Marvel Studios. The "X-Men," "Spider-Man" and "Fantastic Four" movies we've seen for the last 16 years aren't actually real. If a Marvel hero does not exist in the same universe as "The Avengers," then he's just an imposter and I don't care whether he saves his fake world or not. "The Church of Marvel," founded A.D. 2015. You're a false god, Hugh Jackman!

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

Comedy Writing 101: The Works of Steve Martin