Paul Mccartney Fan Gifts

It's a major bummer, but on the plus side Paul McCartney gave me his number.

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Mozart on a computer,

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Yoko Ono

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

The Fab Four

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

'Good dog!'

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

Don Giovanni

'The walrus wasn't Paul! It was really me, Murray! And I think it's high time the world knew the truth!'

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'

Paul McCartney

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Too goth?"

Sam Taylor Wood and Aaron Johnson.

Hairy Potter.

Beatles on Spotify

Complementary Colors

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'Well, yes he is good, but basically all he's done is rewrite old Beatles melodies.'

'Lenny didn't have enough paint to finish the living room walls,so he paintballed them.

Paul McCartney

"I am the eggman. We are the eggmen...So who the hell is he?"

"Ahhh, look at all the lonely people."