Perry Mason Fan Gifts

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

Last Chance for Everything.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Well, that's the scaffolding up...We'll be back next week to start building..."

'Good dog!'

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Bricklayer

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Cats 'Playing' Cards

'I want to talk to all the king's lawyers about suing all the king's stone masons who built this wall.'

Where is global warming when you want it?

'It's an old work injury.'

Villain pokes round the corner in a theatre production.