Perry Como Fan Gifts

Remember when being P.C. meant you liked Perry Como.

The rock caricature

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Feel my claw of death!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

Slalom

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

Alan Davies.

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

"Madonna's out early this morning."

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

'Wrestling was fun. Can I have some more honey in my tea?'

Justin Drew Bieber

"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."

Training Polo Ponies

Listen up, team! There will be no trash talk. No harassing the refs. No throwing elbows. Understand? Yes, coach! Ok, kids! Go play! Coach.

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

"The Gig Economy's been good to me."

You're on, caller. What's your problem? How do I get rid of a tenant so I can charge more rent? I get that question all the time. First, find out if your property is rent-controlled. If it is, go back in time to the moment you decided to rent it out and slap yourself. You have no business being a landlord, you greedy #%$*! What kind of music did the army use to get Noriega to leave Panama?

"Wildlife just clothes lined Ozone Killer!! This is unbelievable!!"

"At the 2008 Olympics, Henry Cejudo became the youngest American to win a wrestling gold medal. His mother taught him that desire can trump despair. And then she taught him how to escape her chicken-wing armlock."

'They're a nuisance, but they keep the smaller vermin down.'