Perry Como Fan Mugs

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Slalom

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

Training Polo Ponies

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

'Wrestling was fun. Can I have some more honey in my tea?'

"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

"Wildlife just clothes lined Ozone Killer!! This is unbelievable!!"

'They're a nuisance, but they keep the smaller vermin down.'

'I was reviewing your school's expanded course offerings. 'The Poetry of Quantum Mechanics in the Age of Professional Wrestling' seems a bit contrived.'