Pantomime Fan Gifts

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Cinderella, you shall go to the ball!

Stop that! It's the last time I'll let you play the back legs, Fred Arkwright!

"Can you imagine my mother had a baby at our age?!"

"I feel like I've worked my ass off."

'We tossed and I called heads.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Mimes taking a smoke break.

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"You know what they say - 'Great mimes think alike'."

Villain pokes round the corner in a theatre production.

"Extreme miming"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Mime father in the delivery room.

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Quiet Quitting

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

Wordplay: Pantomime.

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

News - Panto stars to strike.

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.