Pantomime Appreciator Gifts

'Remember me?'

No caption. (Mimes carry an invisible casket from a hearse).

Never argue with the mime.

Mime Flash Mobs.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Extreme miming"

Trump! The Musical

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Night of the Zombonies.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

The Family Joules: Part 3

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Atomic Bear: Part 26