Pantomime Fanatic Gifts

'Hi Folks! Just thought we'd drop by and see how the other half lives.'

"They're on a silent retreat."

"Extreme miming"

Ghost School.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Horror Stories.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

No jay walking.

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Child hooking into a television

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"You have perhaps only. . . six hundred months to live!!!"

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Mime father in the delivery room.

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

'How now, brown cow?'

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

Reigning Cats and Dogs

Wordplay: Pantomime.

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

One giant bark for dogkind.

Mime Flash Mobs.

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Quiet Quitting