Pantomime Enthusiast Gifts

'We want vaccination.' 'Oh no we don't!'

'Oh no you haven't.'

Real Horse inside a Panto Horse

"How do you respond to those critics who say you're no talk, and all action?"

Taken Kids To The Pantomime. Your Dinner's Behind You

Panto cow motivation.

Pantomime Horse Eating.

"He's Behind You!"

Back half of pantomine horse goes to bathroom.

Mime father in the delivery room.

"Is there a Horse Whisperer in the house?"

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

"Why wait 'til Christmas, most days you can see a pantomime in there."

"Wooah... back up Julian, back up..."

"Hey, it Smee."

"They were all so good at the auditions, that I couldn't pick just seven."

Lady Sangazure

Villager

'Let's play horse. I'll be the head and you just be yourself.'

Panto Horse at the Races

Tonight - Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves.

'That's the way they would want to go -they're a panto horse duo.'

Looking for Mr Right

Pantomime horse peeing.

'Take two aspirins and see a veterinarian in the morning.'

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

'He can't help being a mime -- he was sentenced to 500 hours of community service.'

'So what's this future you have in mind, young Murgatroyd - pantomime?'

The Dying Clown

A group of puppeteers discussing sick leave

Wow, I guess he really was in that invisible box that whole time.

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'