Pantomime Aficionado Gifts

'Ah-HAH!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Spot the difference.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Jurassic Parking Lot

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Vlad the Impala

"Extreme miming"

Jean-Paul Sartre

Freshest ice cream in town!

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Bears catching fish

Ghost School.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Cat Tie

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

The Mouse Princess

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Banana Split...