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'Ah-HAH!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Extreme miming"

Vlad the Impala

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Freshest ice cream in town!

The Mouse Princess

Ghost School.

Banana Split...

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Bears catching fish

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cat Tie

If nobody had invented graphics

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."