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"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"

"Extreme miming"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Mime father in the delivery room.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Quiet Quitting

Wordplay: Pantomime.

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

News - Panto stars to strike.

'As marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition, my advice is that you trade ends occasionally.'

"Oh Gary, I wish you could see this."

'Your puppet is suing you for harassment.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'