Pantomime Fanatic T-Shirts

'Hi Folks! Just thought we'd drop by and see how the other half lives.'

"Extreme miming"

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Ghost School.

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Horror Stories.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

No jay walking.

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Child hooking into a television

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"You have perhaps only. . . six hundred months to live!!!"

Mime father in the delivery room.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Reigning Cats and Dogs

One giant bark for dogkind.

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"Well, all the qualifications are here; 'sit', 'stay', 'roll over', 'beg'…."

Wordplay: Pantomime.

Quiet Quitting

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.