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Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'She got the part thanks to her Zumba lessons.'

"Extreme miming"

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Hugh fans!"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Wotan with eye patch

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Can't Touch This

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Mime father in the delivery room.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

Wordplay: Pantomime.

Mime Flash Mobs.

Quiet Quitting

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

'Remember me?'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.