Pantomime Admirer Prints

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'She got the part thanks to her Zumba lessons.'

"Extreme miming"

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Hugh fans!"

Wotan with eye patch

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Can't Touch This

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Mime father in the delivery room.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Wordplay: Pantomime.

Quiet Quitting

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Road Kill Cafe.

"Don't forget to come back."