Pantomime Aficionados Prints

'Turn up the volume. I can't hear a damn thing.'

"Extreme miming"

If nobody had invented graphics

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Mime father in the delivery room.

"Disney will flip!"

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

'What could you expect? His owner kept calling him a bad dog!'

Quiet Quitting

Pubertry

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

Wordplay: Pantomime.

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'Of course, Mr. Handley here is the one who does all the hiring and firing.'

'Do you guys ever do real art or just cartoons?'

'The idiot's drawn us in the wrong aspect ration!'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown