Pantomime Aficionados Gifts

'Turn up the volume. I can't hear a damn thing.'

"Extreme miming"

If nobody had invented graphics

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Mime father in the delivery room.

"Disney will flip!"

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'What could you expect? His owner kept calling him a bad dog!'

Quiet Quitting

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

Mime Flash Mobs.

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Pubertry

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Wordplay: Pantomime.

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

William Wallace and Gromit

'Remember me?'

'Of course, Mr. Handley here is the one who does all the hiring and firing.'

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'The idiot's drawn us in the wrong aspect ration!'