Pantomime Enthusiasts Gifts

'I can't tell if it's an obscene phone call or one of your friends panting.'

Pantomime Horse / Cavalry Toilet

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Extreme miming"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'He does.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Ventriloquist Grave

Mime father in the delivery room.

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."