Pantomime Lover Gifts

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'Don't worry Sire. Look, she left her glass slipper behind.'

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

Danger: Abandoned Mime

"So, you won't talk, eh?"

'I'd like you to meet my better half.'

'I thought Peter Pan was a boy who never grew up, not a lady with small breasts.'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

"We got into an argument and now she's giving me the un-silent treatment."

A mime uses invisible box cleaner to clean his invisible box.

Ugly Sister

"Must you explain your symptoms in charades?"

"Extreme miming"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Walt Disney on ice."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Jumping cheerleaders

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Peekaboo!'

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Mime father in the delivery room.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Quiet Quitting

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Wordplay: Pantomime.

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

Ball pit