Pantomime Fans Gifts

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"

"Extreme miming"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Mime father in the delivery room.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Quiet Quitting

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Wordplay: Pantomime.

Mime Flash Mobs.

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'Remember me?'

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

Mime supplies.

News - Panto stars to strike.

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

"They're on a silent retreat."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

Wow, I guess he really was in that invisible box that whole time.

"Oh Gary, I wish you could see this."

'As marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition, my advice is that you trade ends occasionally.'

'Your puppet is suing you for harassment.'