Pantomime Fan Prints

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Cinderella, you shall go to the ball!

Stop that! It's the last time I'll let you play the back legs, Fred Arkwright!

"Can you imagine my mother had a baby at our age?!"

"I feel like I've worked my ass off."

Mime supplies.

'We tossed and I called heads.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Mimes taking a smoke break.

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"You know what they say - 'Great mimes think alike'."

Villain pokes round the corner in a theatre production.

"Extreme miming"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Mime father in the delivery room.

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Mime Flash Mobs.

Quiet Quitting

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Wordplay: Pantomime.

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'Remember me?'

"They're on a silent retreat."

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'