Pantomime Player Prints

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

"Extreme miming"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"A little help, please."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Mime father in the delivery room.

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Mime Flash Mobs.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Quiet Quitting

Wordplay: Pantomime.

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'Remember me?'

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

Henri Matisse

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

"They're on a silent retreat."

Mime supplies.

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"

'As marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition, my advice is that you trade ends occasionally.'

Panto Horse at the Races

Wow, I guess he really was in that invisible box that whole time.