Pantomime Artist Gifts

Man with a top hat. The lid of the hat is rising with some eyes peering out.

Invisible box stolen! Last time not seen: 3 months ago. Please helps me buy a new one.

"Extreme miming"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

COWMIKAZES

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Mime father in the delivery room.

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

Quiet Quitting

Mime Flash Mobs.

Wordplay: Pantomime.

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'Remember me?'

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

"They're on a silent retreat."

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

Pastor of Muppets

Mime supplies.

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"

Pantomime auditions - 'He'd be ideal as Buttons.'...'Oh, no he wouldn't.'...'Oh, yes he would!'

"Oh Gary, I wish you could see this."

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.

'As marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition, my advice is that you trade ends occasionally.'

Panto Horse at the Races

No caption. (Mimes carry an invisible casket from a hearse).