Pantomime Artist Mugs

Man with a top hat. The lid of the hat is rising with some eyes peering out.

"Extreme miming"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

COWMIKAZES

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Mime father in the delivery room.

Quiet Quitting

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

Wordplay: Pantomime.

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

Pastor of Muppets

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"

"Oh Gary, I wish you could see this."

'As marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition, my advice is that you trade ends occasionally.'

Pantomime auditions - 'He'd be ideal as Buttons.'...'Oh, no he wouldn't.'...'Oh, yes he would!'

Villain pokes round the corner in a theatre production.

Panto Horse at the Races

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.