Pac-man Fan Gifts

"Don't you hate being caught in a civious circle."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Karataoke

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

The Karate Kitten.

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

They soon changed their name..

Batman tissue dispenser.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Jenga!!!

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

'Not now Kato!'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'You don't want to see my movie pick, and I don't want to see yours so I think it's only fair that we see something neither of us wants to.'

"I am in training for the sales."

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

"No! Your dukes...Put up your dukes!"

'Heads up ladies, Cluck Norris is in town.'

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

"I'm Batman."

"Show Daddy what you learnt at Kung fu"

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

'Lenny didn't have enough paint to finish the living room walls,so he paintballed them.

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

Ninja

It's sent from a phone now.