Pac-man Fan Mugs

"Don't you hate being caught in a civious circle."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

The Karate Kitten.

They soon changed their name..

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Jenga!!!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'You don't want to see my movie pick, and I don't want to see yours so I think it's only fair that we see something neither of us wants to.'

"I am in training for the sales."

"Show Daddy what you learnt at Kung fu"

"No! Your dukes...Put up your dukes!"

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

"I'm Batman."

'Heads up ladies, Cluck Norris is in town.'

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

'Lenny didn't have enough paint to finish the living room walls,so he paintballed them.

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

Ninja

Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.'