Pac-man Fanatic Mugs

So if I'm hearing you correctly, you drive over broken yellow lines pretending that you're Pac-Man."

PacMan brain

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

Evolution.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Reese Witherspoon

350 Feet.

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Ball as water-melon.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Cricket Accidents.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Hockey Season.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Mohamed Salah

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