Pac-man Fanatic Pillows

So if I'm hearing you correctly, you drive over broken yellow lines pretending that you're Pac-Man."

PacMan brain

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

Evolution.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.

Cricket Accidents.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Hockey Season.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

No jay walking.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'