Mozart Fan Gifts

Mozart on a computer,

Figaro

Don Giovanni

Pamina loves Tamino

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"You're welcome."

Baby Mozart.

Klimt Kiss Phones

Pharaoh Cocoon

Baby Playing Violin

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Three Ladies

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

Countess

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

Warhol Exhibit

Modigliani's Giraffe

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'Hey, I used that model once!'

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

The iPad Players

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate. I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate.