Mozart Admirer Gifts

Don Giovanni

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Opera: Cosey Fan Tooting.

Sarastro, Tamino, Pamina at the finale of the Magic Flute

Mozart Clarinet

Countess

Tamino and Pamia

Three spirits and Pamina

Susanna

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Mozart on a computer,

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Picasso: The Early Years

Cats at private view

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Kultural K9's.

"Feel better, dear?"

"What did Jesus order?"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Joe Biden

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Three Ladies

Mimi's final scene

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

The Thinker?

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'