Mozart Fan T-Shirts

Mozart on a computer,

Figaro

Don Giovanni

Pamina loves Tamino

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"You're welcome."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Baby Mozart.

Pharaoh Cocoon

Baby Playing Violin

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Three Ladies

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Countess

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

Warhol Exhibit

Modigliani's Giraffe

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'Hey, I used that model once!'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Mozart Clarinet

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"Pas de dejeuner sur l'herbe"

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."