Mozart Maniac T-Shirts

Three Ladies

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Mozart on a computer,

So you're a mocking bird...

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'Spell checker!'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Countess

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Love Hurts

Music Freak.

Butterfly Sales

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Rock & Roll

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

King Richard I

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"