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"Do you mind listening to 'Eine Kleine Holdmusik'?"

Papageno and the old lady

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Venus

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

Mozart on a computer,

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The Origami Society...

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Klimt Kiss Phones

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

What's an Imax cave?

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Baby Mozart.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Framed Lady

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Amateurs."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Greenwich in the Season'

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour